Was potentially falling into pissyness again, but went out and cruised some blogs and found out a way to measure my true worth: HumanForSale.com - oh Happy Noodles! According to them, I am worth "exactly: $2,544,684.00." I feel so much better about myself now. I could sell myself on eBay, thus driving up my price by a factor of at least two or three, and retire to a small private island to spend the rest of my days writing transcendent novels and glimmering poetry. My gratitude (and acceptance speech) goes out to imaZine, without whom I would never have realized my true potential worth.